perhaps one of my hotter takes as a queer person but i’m never coming out again. you can figure it out or live in pure ignorance but either way it’s not my problem. the worst thing society ever tried to teach us was that coming out is an obligation. it’s not. it’s a privilege for you to know the depths of who i am, my sexuality included.
my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced “ngl this bitch kind of sucks” The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like “I’m sorry, I wasn’t talking about you.” And the girl looked up and said “No don’t worry, I didn’t think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe” We both took a peak over the counter. she’d stepped on a red m&m
anyways I think it’s based that toby fox nade a game that sold a million copies and became massively culturally iconic and got in smash and was both given as a gift to and had its final boss theme played in a performance for the pope, but his wikipedia article has no “early life” section, the “personal life” section is three sentences long, and there isn’t even a picture of him. for the 3 years between the release of undertale and deltarune chapter 1 there was talk of deleting his article because they couldn’t find any information for it that wasn’t already on the one for undertale. king of privacy.
literally the more popular and successful his games have gotten the less willing he is to appear in public. before undertale released he got up on stage and pitched it at a con. a month after it came out he did an audio-only interview with game informer. on the 6th anniversary livestream they had a facecam of the fangamer guys on a couch playing and then a cardboard cutout of the annoying dog that read out communication from toby via text to speech device. by 2030 he’ll have no online presence and a usb drive with “deltarune chapter 7″ written on it in sharpie will just mysteriously appear on gabe newell’s desk one day.
For some reason traffic is full of old men whose world view is based on the stalwart belief that the only way they will get into warriors’ heaven is dying a glorious death in a vehicular accident they caused on purpose out of spite.
